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March
3
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All
the
way
to
age
35
I
was
a
human
mess
Hypersensitive
Scared
A
ditty
look
would
put
me
in
a
fetal
position
This
was
Phyllis
Diller
the
human
dust
mop
sounding
as
11
her
initials
stood
for
PHD
1
was
afraid
of
the
dark
ol
people
of
authority
of
the
neigh
neighbors
¬
bors
If
I
was
called
into
the
boss
office
I
was
sure
I
was
going
to
be
fired
Miss
Diller
was
a
50
a1week
copygirl
In
a
department
stores
i
advertising
department
when
one
J
day
she
spied
on
her
super
supervisors
¬
visors
shelf
a
book
titled
The
Magic
of
Believing
by
Claude
M
Bristol
She
perused
it
bought
her
own
copy
memorized
it
lived
it
She
credits
it
with
chang
changing
¬
ing
her
life
and
buys
the
book
i
by
the
carload
to
give
to
friends
I
put
all
my
fears
in
one
bundle
and
spit
on
em
she
sajs
The
same
fears
every
everybody
¬
body
faces
old
age
loss
of
sex
loed
ones
money
Job
I
figured
what
is
the
basic
fear
Dying
But
everybodys
going
to
die
Analyze
that
and
why
should
jou
drag
your
feet
through
life
If
you
have
to
die
tomorrow
youd
better
make
it
great
today
Plan
It
so
that
if
you
die
this
moment
youve
had
a
ball
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TIJUANA
HOLLYWOOD
AP
As
maestro
of
the
Tijuana
Brass
Herb
Alpert
and
his
related
en
enterprises
¬
terprises
grossed
30000000
last
year
He
Is
unquestionably
one
of
the
most
resounding
en
entertainment
¬
tertainment
successes
of
the
day
In
addition
to
being
cool
and
deadpanned
Herb
Is
also
hand
handsome
¬
some
intelligent
personable
and
musically
astute
enough
to
have
fashioned
a
sound
that
millions
regard
as
the
greatest
thing
since
the
ancient
animal
horn
evolved
Into
the
three
valve
trumpet
Alpert
calls
the
sound
amerl
achi
a
blend
of
American
jazz
and
the
marlachi
music
of
strol
strolling
¬
ling
Mexican
bands
Fans
have
bought
17500000
albums
in412
years
enough
to
make
Alpert
a
millionaire
at
31
With
partner
Jerry
Moss
Al
Alpert
¬
pert
has
acquired
a
musical
em
Plre
The
cornerstone
Is
A
and
M
records
which
they
founded
with
100
apiece
to
bring
out
the
first
Tijuana
Brass
album
The
Lone
Lonely
¬
ly
Bull
It
sold
more
than
1000000
copies
A
and
M
now
Is
the
fourth
largest
American
record
company
after
Columbia
RCA
Victor
and
Capitol
Other
segments
of
the
empire
include
two
music
-
publishing
firms
an
Investment
company
a
travel
agency
and
TJB
enter
enterprises
¬
prises
The
latter
books
the
Brass
television
variety
-show
j
appearances
at
7500
and
con-
certs
at
25000
30000
Alpert
and
the
Brass
a
sec
second
¬
ond
trumpet
a
trombone
12
string
electric
guitar
piano
el
electric
¬
ectric
bass
drums
are
estimated
to
have
performed
live
before
nearly
1000000
persons
The
Brass
lias
been
primarily
a
middle
aged
discovery
and
has
been
called
the
middle
aged
an
answer
¬
swer
to
rock
n
roll
Moss
thought
up
the
name
Ti
Tijuana
¬
juana
Brass
None
of
Its
mem
members
¬
bers
is
a
Mexican
Says
Alpert
We
just
got
the
musical
Idea
there
and
decided
it
would
only
bo
fair
to
give
Tijuana
the
name
Alpert
tells
audiences
We
are
four
salamls
two
bagels
and
an
American
cheese
Herb
is
one
of
the
bagels
his
father
was
a
Russian
Jew
from
Kiev
who
emigrated
to
Chi
Chicago
¬
cago
The
family
moved
to
Los
Angeles
40
years
ago
Long
a
fan
of
Tijuana
bull
bullfights
¬
fights
Alpert
had
an
engineer
friend
tape
-
record
the
arena
sounds
Marlachi
music
trumpet
call
bulls
snorting
crowds
yelling
Overdubbed
on
the
recording
The
sounds
help
helped
¬
ed
rocket
The
Lonely
Bull
Into
the
top
10
record
sellers
Alpeit
and
his
wife
Sharon
his
high
school
sweetlieart
have
d
son
Doie
C
named
for
the
first
two
notes
of
the
musical
scale
and
a
baby
daughter
Eden
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Leading
the
giant
River
City
Boys
Band
in
a
high
stepping
parade
number
called
Seventy
Six
Trombones
is
Prof
Harold
Hill
Robert
Preston
and
Marian
the
librarian
Paroo
played
by
Shirley
Jones
in
the
three
hour
color
movie
special
The
Music
Man
to
be
seen
on
CBC
television
Tuesday
March
7
and
mm
THE
TEAM
By
PETE
MILLER
A
recent
innovation
on
local
TV
is
the
two
man
Jet
fast
ultra
ultrasonic
¬
sonic
news
team
Its
a
Huntley
Brlnkley
type
of
production
where
two
announcers
reel
off
the
daily
news
Handling
the
duties
locally
are
Cam
Scott
and
Rob
Wilson
The
idea
is
a
good
one
but
there
are
pitfalls
to
this
type
of
operation
that
can
develop
Into
humorous
viewing
for
us
In
front
of
the
idiot
tube
As
the
local
show
has
just
started
this
aspect
of
the
two-man-team
has
only
Just
begun
to
show
Itself
The
fact
Is
when
news
is
hand
handled
¬
led
this
way
the
announcers
leave
Settle
only
for
the
Best
the
realm
of
the
ordinary
news
newsman
¬
man
and
become
part
of
that
won
wonderful
¬
derful
world
of
Showbiz
And
when
you
get
co
stars
there
has
to
be
a
bit
of
jockey
jockeying
¬
ing
for
position
Upstaging
be
becomes
¬
comes
the
order
of
the
day
On
the
broadcast
I
saw
Mr
Scott
was
obviously
ahead
on
points
When
both
announcers
were
on
camera
and
his
sidekick
was
reading
the
news
Cam
amused
himself
by
going
over
his
notes
ticking
off
certain
items
with
a
pencil
Thats
good
for
one
point
right
there
But
dont
put
all
your
money
on
Mr
Scott
With
a
little
more
Showbiz
experience
Im
sure
Rob
Wilson
will
make
an
admirable
adversary
Watch
out
for
tricks
like
Coughing
while
Innocently
forgetting
to
push
the
belch
but
ton
Cautiously
eating
peanut
but
ter
sandwiches
while
the
other
announcer
is
reading
about
a
tra
tragedy
¬
gedy
in
the
Alps
Sucklnga
lemon
works
wonders
but
is
a
bit
ob
obvious
¬
vious
Rustling
the
paper
on
the
desk
Graciously
falling
off
the
chair
Nose
picking
And
the
classic
At
the
sign
off
the
viewer
hears
Well
good
goodnight
¬
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