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Thursday,
February
4,
1987
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Dear
Roberta..
I
just
don't
know
what
to
do.
I'm
nineteen
and
I
am
going
to
be
an
unwed
mother
and
I
haven't
been
able
to
find
a
way
to
tell
my
parents.
We're
Catholic
and
I
don't
know
how
to
tell
them,
or
even
if
I
should.
Can
you
help
me?
Expecting
Dear
Expecting:
Tou
haven't
given
me
very
much
information.
You
have
not
mentioned
the
father
of
your
baby.
He
is
also
responsible
for
this
predicament
that
you
are
in
and
you
should
discuss
with
him
-what
his
involvement
will
be.
Tour
parents
are
going
to
be
upset,
there
is
no
doubt
about
that,
but
I
would
suggest
that
you
both
discuss
the
matter
with
the
priest
in
your
parish.
He
may
give
you
some
advice
on
how
to
break
the
news
to
your
folks,
or
he
may
come
with
you
to
give
moral
support.
Childhood
is
over
for
you
and
now
you
have
to
think
maturely
of
the
life
you
are
carrying.
You
must
plan
how
your
are
going
to
organize
your
finances,
if
you
are
going
to
keep
the
baby,
get
married.etc.
Dear
Roberta.
I've
seen
many
commercials
saying
to
use
condoms
to
prevent
AIDS,
and
I
just
don't
know
enough
about
it
to
understand
why.
Uninformed
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Dear
Uninformed:
If
you
go
to
your
local
health
unit
you
can
get
a
brochure
called
"AIDS
&
You".
Outside
of
abstinence,
condoms
are
the
next
best
way
to
prevent
AIDS
because
they
prevent
the
body
fluids
from
mixing
and
thus
transmitting
the
AIDS
virus.
You
should
also
ask
your
pharmacist
about
brands.
Condoms
are
generally
90
effective,
so
follow
the
directions
for
use.
Dear
Roberta.
I'm
having
problems
keeping
an
interest
in
my
schoolwork.
I
would
much
rather
be
working
and
socializing.
I
want
to
pursue
the
career
that
I
am
studying
for,
but
I
am
getting
tired
of
school
aready.
Also,
if
I
quit
school,
I
will
probably
wind
up
moving
back
home
because
I
come
from
a
small
town
that
I
don't
want
to
live
in.
Hayseed
Dear
Hayseed:
Why
don't
you
talk
to
your
parents
and
ask
them
how
they
would
feel
about
you
staying
where
you
are
and
finding
a
job
while
taking
a
break
from
your
studies.
You
may
also
think
about
re-evaluating
your
interests
and
priorities.
However,
you
should
at
least
stick
with
your
studies
for
now
and
see
how
you
feel
at
the
end
of
the
year,
preventing
a
drop
in
your
grade
point
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