UiBSRS! N EW The current and projected teacher shortage has prompted a large number of students to seek teacher certification. SFU and CNC have cooperated in offering the requisite courses for certification in the Central Interior. Because the student leaves CNC and enters SFU, some information breaks have occurred. The following, prepared in consultation with Judith McPhie of SFU and Gordon Ingalls of CNC, is intended to fill some of the communications gaps. 1 . This year the PDP starts in January. Will there be September or January entry to PDP next year? The New Caltec Programme consists of four semesters. It begins in September, with the first semester providing 16 upper division credits. These upper division courses are required by the College of Teachers for teacher certification. Education 401402 follows in January, and provides a theoretical base and some practical experience. Education 404 is theory-based and runs from May to August. Half will be provided at the Burnaby campus, and half may be provided in Prince George. This is dependent on availability of professors and facilities. The following fall semester consists of Education 405, a long practicum. Successful completion of these four se In Room 3-105 Sundays at noon bL Q mesters leads to certification in December. Certification is granted upon application to the College of Teachers. 2. Must the 76 credits be completed or in progress when I apply? The application deadline for the Fall 1991 intake is May 15, 199 1 . The student will be required to have completed 60 transferable courses at the 100 and 200 level. This may vary by one credit, and students may take distance learning courses. The first semester of the New Caltec programme is provided to assure that 1 6 transferable upper division credits are available to Prince George students. The New Caltec students need not take all of these if they have acquired other transferable upper division credits at a recognized degree-granting institution. 3 . There have been some problems with the background knowledge required for the courses offered this fall. Will students be consulted regarding the courses that will be offered for the academic semester? The academic semester is designed to provide courses that will assist the student who wishes to complete either an Education degree or a General Studies degree. Therefore, two Education courses have been inejERe.' IISl'S' JslitfMiliBP stt!llii I 'A&S2 offered this year, along with two Arts courses: English and History. SFU recognizes that there have been difficulties with these .courses, and will be giving careful consideration to the prerequisite knowledge of individual courses considered. They will welcome student input in this regard. 4. Math 190 is offered at CNC as a three-credit course, at SFU as afour-creditcourse. When it is transferred, will the student be credited with four credits? This was a simple administrative error; the student will receive four credits for Math 190. 5. There are concerns that UNBC will take funding away from degree programmes offered in Prince George. Will New Caltec be available in here in the 9192 academic year? It is SFU's plan to continue New Caltec for at least 2-3 more years or until the UNBC has its own teacher certification programme on line. In responding to the foregoing questions, Judith McPhie declared that SFU's goal for New Caltec is "to meet the needs of people up North ." To that end she welcomes input from students, expressing the belief that this input will help SFU to meet that goal. - 1 YOU COULD LOSE YOUR DREAMS rtr-7 -" !-SCZ. nv C-- 1 IFYOUDRINKAND DRIVE DRINKING DRIVING COUNTERATTACK "Before you send it, seal it " peas, peas, peas, peas, eating goober peas Some of the stuff they attempt to implant into our collective brains at this college is a lot of malarkey. Take, for instance, early childhood development. The faculty tries to tell us that such things as love and bonding are the most important aspects for the healthy development of a child. How stupid-do they think we are? Everyone knows that the single most important item in the healthy development of all children is peanut butter. Their first experience with art will be smearing peanut butter on walls, hair, windows, clothing, furniture and the occasional slice of bread. After this latest success they then start to smear it on their face, up their nose, or behind their ears where you don't find it until their next bath. Peanut butter teaches our children social skills, like bartering. "Trade you my peanut butter sandwich for your Wayne Gretsky bubble gum card." Peanut butter also teaches kids pa tience. Same thing day after day. They learn to love consistency. They learn peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and shredded carrots, or, for, the more exotic, peanut butter and mustard or peanut butter and cheez whiz. This mixing of flavors helps set the stage for their adult years when they will have to mix with a variety of flavors of people. They learn to apply gentleness to all situations or the cracker will break. The first significant piece of music I can recall is "Squirrel peanut butler tastes best by far; Creamy smooth to the bottom of the jar". Speaking of smooth, peanut butter teaches children to differentiate between smooth and crunchy, the joy of lumps in your ooze. Personally, I hate lumps in anything edible, like muffins or cakes. There is nothing worse than biting into a warm, moist piece of cake and hitting a hard lump that breaks your teeth. You immediately have to search the cake for other hidden enemies, or prepare for the next lump like waiting for the other shoe to drop. This is why I believe the manufacturers have committed an unpardonable sin by introducing a third style of peanut butter known as naturally smooth. First of all, they are deliberately trying to cash in on the environmental craze by using the word "natural". I'm surprised they didn't dye it green. Secondly, the lumps in the naturally smooth peanut butter are growing. They are slowly increasing in size until all smooth peanut butter lovers will eventually be weaned and they won't have to grind the product as well. Soon, we will have to have standard measurements for peanut butter, like three quarter aggregate, number eight sand, or pea gravel. This desecration of peanut butter causes severe distress amongst the less fortunate of society who must wear false teeth. They "As you read this, 5 million Canadians are trying to catch their breath. 300,000 Canadian children are suffering with asthma and the cost of treating lung disease is skyrocketing. "That's why I'm asking you, this year more than ever, please use Christmas Seals and send a healthy donation to your Lung Association. "Without your donation we can't fight lung disease. So before you send it, seal it. And help Canadians breathe easier." Before you send it, seal it . . . (f clK with a Christmas Seal! rm a: i iNc, ssxktion I iins jre lor lite can no longer rely on the peanut butterL glue their upper plate to the top of tiu mouth because the sandy pellets createjj pockets in the seal. However, with iL thought in mind, I have found a sil lining. We, the people, can demand l& more conditions of persons interestedly have false teeth, and two, they must l them in place with peanut butter. They I be so afraid of their teeth falling out J they won't talk any more, and we ws have to listen. If this isn' t a benefit, I dd.n know what is! in f - - in Brent Turl- i V. " ?i