wwmm
The
Video
Flashback
Of
Men
And
Monkeys
Ratings
1
star
very
stupid
2
stars
stupid
3
stars
klnda
stupid
klndacool
4
stars
cool
5
stars
very
cool
10
stars
Star
Wars
It
was
put
to
me
earlier
this
week
by
one
of
my
many
"ape-fens",
that,
as
a
raging,
capital
"S"
Stud-bull
it
is
my
duty
to
educate
the
chronically
adolescent
members
of
that
support
group
for
insecure
WASP
boys
called
WFUU
on
the
finer
points
of
being
a
man
(their
pathetic
excuse
for
a
humorous
article
appears
on
page
3
of
this
issue
of
the
Free
Press).
I
was
sitting
on
the
throne
when
I
read
the
"Help
She's
Got
Me"
article
(lucky
for
me),
and
I
wish
that
I
had
been
sitting
on
the
throne
when
I
read
part
two
'The
Morning
After",
(sorry
about
the
mess
in
the
library)
because,
to
put
it
mildly
I
was
not
Impressed,
and
as
everybody
knows
the
Monkeyboy
is
no-torious
for
being
easily
impressed.
D
Rather
then
repeating
everything
I
say
in
my
newbook;
Real
Men
don't
wear
Overalls
(
a
"how
to"
novel
available
at
all
finer
adult
book
stores
for
$10.99),
I
thought
I
would
present
a
collage
of
real
men
movies
available
on
video.
The
suck-holes,
I
mean
the
members
of
WFUU
should
pay
particular
attention
to
these
films,
and
should
note
that;
real
men
have
minds
of
their
own,
real
men
do
not
need
the
help
of
their
ten
closest
friends
to
write
a
letter,
and
real
men,
though
often
at
odds
with
fairer
sex,
always
treat
women
with
respect.
(Wienies
For
Unmanliness
and
Unequality?)
1.
The
Road
Warrior.
Mad
Max
a
guy
who
always
does
the
right
thing,
his
way.
4
stars.
2.
Hunter.
Steve
McQueen
is
an
aging
bounty
hunter
scared
of
making
a
real
commitment
to
his
pregnant
girlfriend.
McQueen
takes
time
out
between
rounding-up
thugs
and
fixing
antique
cars
to
become
a
daddy.
4
stars.
3.
Star
Wars.
Aah,
Outer-space
were
men
are
men
and
wienies
get
blasted
into
partical-dust.
I've
said
it
before
and
111
say
it
again.the
best
motion
picture
of
all
time.
10
stars.
4.
The
World
According
to
Garp.
Definitely
a
change
of
pace
from
the
actionadventure
kind
of
real
men,
but
Garp
is
definitely
a
real
man,
andsoishismom,
(played
by
Glen
Close).
5
stars.
5.
A
Fist
Full
of
Dollars.
Clint
Eastwood
in
the
Grandaddy
of
spaghetti
Westerns.
Hey
WFUU'ers,
you
ever
heard
Clint
whine
about
getting
picked-up,
Nooooo.
You
ever
heard
Clint
whine
about
anything?
5
stars.
6.
Harley
Davidson
and
the
Marlboro
Man.
Please
don't
tell
me
this
is
what
the
real
men
of
the
past
have
to
pass
the
torch
of
manliness
on
to;
sensitive
GQ
poster-boy
bikers.
Hells
Angels
that
swap
"I'm
a
lonely
guy"
stories
at
their
local
sushi
bar
(oh
gag).
1
star
(and
Saturday
March
14
Cash
Prizes
Mens
Singles
-Ladies
Singles
Open
Doubles
$5.00
entry
fee
for
Singles
$10.00
entry
fee
for
doubles
that's
only
because
Mickey
Rourke
used
to
be
cool).
7.
Deliverance.
A
movie
so
manly
there
aren't
even
any
women
in
it!
City
slickers
Burt
Renolds
and
Jon
Voght,
take
the
boys
from
the
office
out
for
a
week-end
of
canoeing
and
deer-hunting
in
the
Ozarks.
In
the
movies
touching
love
scene
Ned
Beatty
gets
a
little
more
male-bonding
then
he
had
hoped
for,
complements
of
the
original
Dukes
of
Hazard.
3
stars.
This
may
be
my
last
installment
of
the
Video
Flashback.
"Rolling
Stone"
keeps
calling
me
about
doing
some
kind
of
a
record
review
for
their
magazine,
they
say
they
will
match
the
salary
I
get
here
at
the
Free
Press
as
well
as
giving
me
the
keys
to
the
RS
staff
car,
a
bitchin
white
'79
Trans
Am.
It's
a
very
tempting
offer,
however
my
criminal
record
in
the
states
may
prevent
me
from
getting
across
the
border.
-sr;,
-
?
ool
Tournament
at
the
Entrants
must
be
Current
CNC
Students
and
19
yrs
or
older.
Entry
forms
available
at
the
Academy.
Entry
Deadline
Friday
March
13th
11:00
PM