THE
FREE
PRESS
Wednesday,
October
13,
1994
7
SPORTS
HL
Season
Postponment
Depression
by
J.
Cole,
Editor
is
anyone
have
a
cure-all
for
:key
Season
Postponement
jression?
I
am
definately
'ering.
I
can't
sleep,
I
can't
,
Watching
tapes
of
old
nes
just
makes
me
cry.
:re's
a
Rock
'Em,
Sock
'Em
h
the
cello
still
on
it
that
I
l
wistfully
at.
The
posters
on
walls
of
my
hockey
heros
m
limp,
not
vivid
and
new
p
they
did
in
the
beginning
fast
season
when
I
predicted
icouver
would
be
in
the
fi-
mething
has
to
be
done.
I
yell
the
computer
screen.
I
yell
the
stove.
I
hurl
insults
I
In't
think
I
knew
at
garbage
is,
and
composters.
I
know
i
not
the
only
one
suffering,
my
friends
are
on
edge
too.
u
can
feel
the
tension
that
is
the
room
whenever
we
are
und.
Every
guy
in
the
hall
y
is
scrutinized.
"Hmnph,
's
not
as
cute
as
Pavel,"
and
ho
does
he
think
he
is,
etzky?"
iank
God
for
local
hockey.
My
lory
is
that
both
teams
will
be
cing
in
the
money
if
the
lock-t
last
much
longer.
Is
it
any
inder
why
attendance
is
so
gh,
so
early
in
the
season?
st
baseball
is
cancelled,
and
w
hockey
is
postponed.
I
did
lappy
dance
of
joy
when
the
Iseball
season
was
cancelled,
Id
now
God
is
punishing
me
b
laughing
at
so
many
other
cples
misfortune.
Enough
is
lough!
I
can
now
relate
to
the
Women's
Rugby
Women's
Rugby
has
started
again
in
P.G.
This
sport
is
played
for
P.G.S.S.
but
anyone
can
join.
The
practices
are
held
on
Tuesdays
and
Thursdays
at
3:30-5pm
on
the
F.G.b.b.
field
beside
Massy
(Place
Stadium.
It
is
good
exer
cise
and
lots
of
fun.
If
you
want
jto
give
it
a
try
but
don't
have
all
or
the
time
right
now,
there
will
be
a
2
hour
workshop
on
Saturday
Oct.
16th
1
angst
of
the
baseball
fan.
GIVE
ME
BACK
HOCKEY!!!
I
remember
saying
to
my
friend
Leslye,
when
I
was
in
Vancouver
after
that
fateful
game
seven,
"Only
two
months
till
it
starts
all
over
again."
August
dragged
by,
and
September's
monotony
was
only
temporarily
subdued
by
the
beginning
of
a
new
college
semester
and
the
local
hockey
pre-season
and
regular
season
starting.
I
was
counting
the
days
until
my
beloved
Canucks
could
get
out
and
do
some
damage.
And
now?
Now
I
wait,
watching
a
T.V.
screen
that
I
can't
be
bothered
to
turn
on.
I
have
read
all
the
books
in
my
house.
I've
watched
SlapShot
three
times,
and
in
my
desperation,
even
bought
Mighty
Ducks
part
2.
This
is
all
in
the
week
before
the
postponement
was
announced,
and
in
this
week
which
has
followed.
There
are
two
distinct
names
for
this
condition.
Pre-postponement
stress,
and
post-postponement
depression.
I
have
a
whopping
big
case.
So
far
the
only
known
cure
is
an
end
to
this
labour
dispute.
Get
those
guys
back
on
the
ice.
The
juniors
can
only
carry
the
torch
for
so
long
while
the
public
waits.
And
the
public
can
only
wait
so
long
until
they
get
frustrated
and
become
avid
fans
of
underwater
lawn
bowling
or
Latvian
folk
dancing.
I
am
reduced
to
begging.
Please.
Please,
play
settle
everything
soon.
Play
hockey.
I
miss
it.
which
then
will
be
followed
with
a
game(only
for
fun).
If
interested
please
leave
your
name
and
phone
number
at
the
S.A.
office
in
the
Free
Press
box
or
just
show
up
at
one
of
the
practices.
We're
looking
forward
to
seeing
you
on
the
field.
RECENT
SPORTS
by
J.
Cole,
Editor
No
baseball
news,
other
than
the
season
being
cancelled.
No
hockey
news;
other
than
the
season
being
postponed.
No
football
news,
because
I
don't
care.
If
you
like
to
hack,
join
John,
Howard
and
the
gang
outside
in
the
courtyard.
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