by
S.
Rousell,
staff
writer
Ah,
l'amour!
The
flowers
are
blooming
and
the
birds
are
singing.
Everything
is
set
up
perfectly
and
no
detail
has
been
forgotten.
The
mood,
the
atmosphere,
the
ambiance
.
.
.
Need
I
say
more?
The
wonderous
occasion
of
which
I
am
refering
is
the
day
known
to
all
as
Valentine's
Day.
It
is
on
this
day
that
all
problems
dissolve
and
lovers
embrace
and
know
only
love
and
passion.
Ah,
l'amour!
The
time
is
now;
the
place
is
of
your
making.
There
is
nothing
more
romantic
than
knowing
that
someone
spent
some
time
to
make
everything
perfect
for
you.
It
doesn't
really
matter
what
that
something
is,
just
that
the
effort
was
made
and
that
the
moment
was,
and
will
always
be,
special
in
your
memory.
Yes,
it
does
mean
putting
some
thought
into
exactly
what
will
take
place
and
taking
the
time
to
get
all
the
details
right,
but
I
know
that
the
result
will
make
all
the
effort
worthwhile.
Do
you
know
what
it
feels
33e
tMu
Jaeifaie
like
to
do
something
for
someone
and
have
them
so
happy
because
of
it
that
they
would
do
anything
for
you,
they
were
putty
in
your
hands?
Then
you
know
what
I'm
talking
about.
Sure,
you
have
to
make
sure
that
everything
is
perfect
so
that
he
or
she
will
be
impressed
with
what
you've
done,
but
let
me
assure
you
the
results
will
be
worth
it.
There
is
nothing
like
that
special
someone
doing
something
for
you
and
you
alone.
It
makes
you
feel
good
and
makes
you
want
to
do
something
special
for
them
in
return.
A
Valentine
is
the
perfect
way
for
people
to
tell
the
person
how
much
every
day
of
the
year
has
meant
to
them.
There
is
nothing
that
makes
a
person
feel
more
loved
than
a
mushy
card
or
heart
felt
poem
read
by
that
special
person.
It
doesn't
even
have
to
be
all
that
good;
if
its
from
the
heart,
it's
beautiful.
There
is
nothing
more
ro
mantic
than
finally
hear
ing
those
words
that
you
always
wanted
your
significant
other
to
tell
you.
Your
throat
con
stricts
and
"tears
well
up
in
your
eyes.
It's
a
wonderful
feel
ing
to
be
loved
and
in
love.
Valentine's
Day
is
the
one
day
each
year
set
aside
for
showing
loved
ones
exactly
how
much
Valentine's
Day,
1995
-
THE
FREE
PRESS
-
5
you
care
about
them.
It
is
a
time
where
people
get
together
to
remember
the
good
times
they've
spent
with
each
other
and
to
make
plans
for
future
good
times.
This
is
the
day
that
everyone
finds
the
time
to
do
something
special
with
the
important
people
in
their
lives.
Some
people
even
decide
to
make
it
doubly
special
and
get
married
on
Valentine's
Day.
All
together
now
.
.
.
"Isn't
that
romantic!"
For
those
of
you
who
forgot
to
pick
up
their
romantic
bone
when
they
were
being
handed
out,
let
me
give
you
a
little
hint.
It's
much
easier
to
buy
flowers
and
go
out
for
a
candle-lit
dinner
at
a
romantic
restaurant
than
it
is
to
face
the
consequences
the
next
day,
week,
two
weeks.
Believe
me,
people
do
compare
what
they
get
from
their
boy
girlfriends-don
't
be
caught
on
the
chincy
end.
You'll
thank
me
for
it
later!
Happy
Valentine's
to
All
and
to
All
a
Good
Night!
S&dK
Jccforia
-
Stv-tce
&t
b?twe
Dear
Victoria,
I'm
a
proper
19
year-old
Christian
girl
who's
been
dating
a
nice
young
man,
"Buckley",
for
several
weeks
now.
He's
a
really
neat
guy,
and
my
parents
are
fond
of
him;
I
even
think
he
may
be
that
'special'
one.
But
a
few
days
ago
Buckley,
in
a
spasm
of
unbridled
desire,
brushed
up
against
my
bottom.
Later
he
said
it
was
an
accident
but
I'm
scared
I'm
pregnant!
I'm
too
afraid
to
tell
my
parents
or
my
minister,
help!
Confused
in
P.G.
Dear
Confused,
How
a
'proper'
young
woman
could
ever
put
herself
in
such
a
position
with
a
young
man
of
the
opposite
gender
is
simply
scandalous.
While
courting
a
young
couple
must
always
be
in
the
presence
of
a
capable,
responsible
chap-erone
so
as
to
discourage
undesirable
behaviour.
However,
the
Lord
may
have
been
smiling
on
you;
I
don't
believe
it
is
possible
for
conception
to
occur
through
contact
with
ones'
posterior
unless
there
has
been
an
exchange
of
fluids.
In
the
future,
it
is
always
a
good
idea
for
a
woman,
upon
coming
into
such
intimate
contact,
to
immediately
bath
and
wash
herslf
vigorously,
ridding
herself
of
uncleanli-ness,
using
various
soothing
lotions...
velvety
creams.
..sweet-smelling
oils..
.while
rubbing
in
a
circular
motion...
P.S.
you
must
never
be
afraid
of
confiding
in
your
elders;
be
it
your
teachers,
parents,
pastor,
or
local
policeman.
They
have
a
lifetime
of
knowledge
with
which
to
help
you.
Dear
Victoria,
Why
is
it
that
the
girls
I
like
aren't
interested
in
me
and
the
ones
who
are
I
don't
like?
I
am
well
groomed,
own
my
own
truck,
and
have
a
healthy
relationship
with
God.
What
is
the
problem?
Lonely
in
Hixon.
Dear
Lonely,
It
sounds
like
you
are
a
sensible
young
gentleman
who
just
needs
to
meet
a
respectable
girl
to
avert
your
attention
from
the
girls
who
are
loose
and
do
not
walk
with
the
Lord.
I
suggest
joining
your
parish
youth
group
or
local
Young
Conservatives
Club
to
meet
an
interesting
young
lady.
One
must
resist
the
temptations
to
visit
the
popular
havens
that
appeal
to
desires
of
the
flesh
such
as
taverns,
pool
halls,
and
video-game
arcades.
Also,
the
cultivation
of
the
gentlemanly
qualities
of
patience,
integrity,
and
honesty
will
create
for
you
an
increased
attention
from
like-minded
women
and
a
strong
character.
Good
luck!
Victoria
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