ISSUE 2 1996 require physical therapy. The current total workforce is some 90, 000 people with a 10 yearjob growth of some 88. Typical starting salary is $36, 000 with a 5 year salary of $45, 000 and a potential salary of $100, 000. It rates about 3 on the coolness factor scale and about 4 on the burnout factor scale. 10. Cyberdetective Security problems with public and private computer systems are mounting, and so is the need for experts to prevent and pursue cyberspace crime. Who's hiring? Just about everybody. In recent months, hackers have penetrated systems linked to the Internet at IBM, General Electric, and Sprint. Demand for high-tech detectives from both government and the private sector is ready to surge. The current total workforce is some 10, 000 people with a 10 year job growth of some 45. Typical starting salaries is $36, 500 with a 5 year salary of $45, 000 and a potential salary of $ 80, 000. It rates about 6 on the coolness factor scale and about 3 on the burnout factor scale. For every new career, one old one gets wiped out. Here are the dog jobs to avoid. 1. Bank Teller Who needs 'em. That what ATM's are for. The telling fact: Bank teller is one of the few jobs projected to actually decline in number over the next decade. 2. Telephone Operator Again, technology has obliterated tens of thousands of jobs for telephone operators and the trend will continue. A 28 decline in the U.S. is projected for 1992 to 2005, eliminating 89,000 jobs. The telling fact: 44, 000 AT&T operators handled 37.5 million calls in 1984. In 1994, 15,000 operators handled 160 million calls. 3. Factory Worker Rapid advances in automation and technology have eliminated entire job categories; furthermore, "routine jobs" are being farmed out to low paid workers in developing countries. The telling fact: Our neighbors to the south have lost some three million manufacturing jobs since 1980. Canadian stats are unavailable, but the trend applies to us just as much. 4. Newspaper Reporter The future is not newsprint. The number of daily newspapers are at an all time low, and it probably will not ever rise again. With the technology revolution, look toward multimedia. The telling fact: 11.3 of journalism school graduates joined newspapers and news services in 1989, just 8.2 followed in 1992. 5. Corporate Middle Manager First line supervisors are being axed as companies strip bare their hierarchies. Technology and streamlining mean, again, that corporate types had better have a specialty. The telling fact: White collar unemployment actually exceeds blue collar for the first time in history. 6. Government Bureaucrat Thousands every year look to the government as an employer of steady employment but also cutbacks cut deeper at the same rate. The Telling Fact: The largest national superpower in the world (the U.S. again) eliminated over 100,000 federal jobs over the last two years. Bureaucracy will on get thinner in our only country as well. 7. Specialist Physician Nothing wrong with becoming a doctor, but be careful what kind. Specialists currently outnumbered primary-care physicians two-to-one, but the experts say we need a 50-50 split. Allergists and thoracic surgeons are seeing negative growths in their fields. The telling fact: 87 of the projected surplus of about 50, 000 physicians in 2000 will be in non-primary care fields. 8. Farmer No surprise here. The reasons are simple: the continued growth of acreage of farms, the advent of technology to make them more productive and the natural elimination of small family farms. The telling fact: It seems like nobody lives in Saskatchewan anymore. 80 of the farms would go under tomorrow if their subsidies were cut off. 9. Wall StreetBay Lawyer Companies are cutting down legal costs. As I mentioned before, para legals are handling research that used to be done by first year associates. The telling fact: Two bigs and prestigious New York firms, Shea & Gould and Lord Day & Lord, Barrett Smith, shut down last year. 10. Mathematician Pure mathematics, the stuff of blackboard equation on college and university cam puses, is not a huge field to begin with about 16, 000 jobs across the continent. But expected reductions in search and development mean much slower than slower than average growth. Math wonks need to combine their skills with computer science, engineering or operations research to survive. The telling fact: A microscopic 8 total growth in jobs through 2005. Figures like that kind of make you feel that a certain few instructors we know should assign a little less homework in appreciation of the jobs that they have. This bottom ten list does not necessarily mean that corporate lawyers, newspaper journalists, and government administrators should ditch their fields pronto. But they, and anyone considering those fields, might want to think about it, especially if related options appear more attractive. Some of the professions on this list will shrink because of natural economic factors. Others will suffer because of exceedingly tough competition. At least two are destined for virtual extinction within the next decade or so. Fifty years ago, steel and autoworkers were set for life. Twenty years ago, data processors were all the rage. Ten years, ago talented people were falling all over each other to train on Wall Street. When you choose, choose carefully. Make sure your career won't disappear with the next cycle. And look for a job that you can be happy with.