ISSUE
3
1996
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better
than
MEN
II.
ACCORDING
TO
SOME
PSYCHOLOGISTS,
CHOCOLATE
PRODUCES
AN
AROUSAL
SIMILAR
TO
SEX...SOWHO
NEEDS
MEN?
2.
CHOCOLATE
ALWAYS
SMELLS
APPETISING.
3.
CHOCOLATE
NEVER
PRESSURES
YOU
TO
SUCK
ON
IT.
4.
CHOCOLATE
DOES
NOT
TASTE
SALTY.
5.
THE
CHOCOLATE
MAY
BE
GONE
IN
THE
MORNING
BUT
YOU
STILL
ELariSElED.
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WOOLEN
1.
A
BEER
DOESN'T
WANT
TO
TALK
ABOUT
ANYTHING
tf
AFTER
YOU'RE
DONE
WITH
IT.
2.
ONCE
YOU'RE
DONE
A
BEER,
IT
WON'T
GET
MAD
AT
YOU
IF
YOU
GET
ANOTHER
BEER.
3.
A
BEER
DOESN'T
MIND
WHEN
YOU
PEEL
THE
LABEL
OFF.
4.
A
NEW
BEER
WON'T
SLAP
YOU
IF
YOU
TRY
TO
TASTE
IT.
S.
YOU
DON'T
MIND
HOLDING
A
BEER
AFTER
SEX.
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