ASTROLOGICAL
Bobbi
Senum
Capricorn
(Dec22-Janl9)
It
is
time
to
open
the
books.
The
semester
is
still
kinda
new,
but
all
the
more
reason
to
get
ahead.
With
Valentines
Day
approaching,
a
good
friend
may
cross
the
line,
causing
a
misunderstanding
that
can
ruin
that
relationship.
But
don't
flip
out
too
much!!!!
Aquarius
(Jan20-Febl8)
The
day
of
anticipated
romance
is
approaching.
Give
that
relationship
thing
a
shot.
If
the
relationship
is
there,
spice
it
up
for
Valentines.
...try
something
new-in
some
type
of
romantic
way.
Pisces
(Febl9-Mar20)
Oh
Gosh!!!
Valentines
is
around
the
corner.
What
to
get
that
special
sweetheart???
No
need
to
panic,
take
a
chance
and
buy
them
something
straight
from
the
heart.
If
they
are
true
they
will
value
the
gift.
If
they
aren't,
find
somebody
else
to
give
the
gift
to..
.Like
your
Mommy
or
Daddy.
Aries
(Mar21-Apr20)
Planning
a
great
evening
at
home
ALONE
on
Valentines
Day?
Don't!!!
Get
out
that
night,
tour
a
few
bars
or
nightclubs.
It
is
quite
obvious
that
everybody
in
the
place
is
single.
If
they
aren't
at
home
with
their
sweetie,
they
soon
will
be
single.
SO
GO
FOR
IT!!!!!!
Taurus
(Apr.20-May20)
Cupid
is
flying
through
the
air,
shooting
his
pathetic
little
arrow
at
love
desperate
people.
Well,
don't
let
that
little
guy
poke
you.
It
could
get
you
into
deep
trouble.
If
you
take
that
chance,
don't
say
I
didn't
warn
you!!!
Gemini
(May21-June20)
Does
it
seem
that
every
Valentines
Day
is
the
same...DATELESS????
Don't
pull
your
hair
out
yet.
Do
what
you
did
in
the
2nd
grade,
and
hand
out
little
cards
and
candies
saying,
"WILL
YOU
BE
MY
VALENTINE?"
If
you
hand
out
enough,
you're
sure
to
get
at
least
one
taker.
Cancer
(June21-July22)
Okay
Loverperson!!!
Now
is
your
chance
to
stand
bold,
over
all
those
shy
individuals.
Open
your
eyes
and
look
around,
do
you
see
somebody
that
makes
your
heart
skip
a
beat?
Well,
go
over
and
ask
them
whatever
comes
to
mind.
What
is
the
worst
that
can
happen???
Leo
(July23-Aug22)
So,
you
don't
want
a
relationship.
..too
many
problems.
..Stop
lying
to
yourself.
Crack
open
that
"little
black
book"
and
call
up
that
ex.
They
may
still
be
single,
don't
dive
into
it
too
fast.
They
don't
always
ISSUE
3
1996
FORECAST
come
a
knockin'
on
the
door.
(Only
in
the
movies)
Virgo
(Aug23-Sept22)
Is
that
special
somebody
really
what
you
want?
Are
they
worth
spending
that
$
1-$50
on?
Think
about
all
the
things
you
can
buy
with
that
money...tempting
isn't
it?
Libra
(Sept23-Oct22)
Okay,
this
stupid
day,
they
call
Valentines
Day
is
approaching,
so,
it
is
time
to.
..Rent
an
old
romantic
movie,
buy
a
dozen
roses
and
send
them
to
yourself,
or
eat
until
you
can
not
eat
no
more.
This
day
will
pass
don't
you
worry.
Scorpio
(Oct23-Nov21)
This
being
single
thing
is
gonna
change,
there
is
somebody
out
there
that
notices
you.
Let
it
be
known
that
you
are
a
great
individual;
let
them
know
that
you
are
happy.
Laugh
to
yourself
as
you
walk
down
the
hall.
(Not
everybody
will
think
that
you
are
strange.)
Sagittarius
(Nov22-Dec21)
Grr.
You
have
not
found
a
date
for
Valentines
yet.
No
need
to
worry.
Think
about
the
person
that
you
want
the
most.
Go
buy
them
a
bottle
of
champagne,
and
wrap
your
underwear
around
the
neck
of
the
bottle.
Good
possibility
they
may
like
your
gift.
(Make
sure
that
those
things
are
clean
though.)