ISSUE
3
1996
CAPRICORN
CAPEICCEN
WOMAN
The
Capricorn
Woman
takes
love
very
seriously.
She
wants
someone
who
will
understand
and
cherish
her,
but
let
her
be
self-sufficient
and
independent.
She
is
a
realist
and
knows
that
this
man
is
hard
to
find.
The
Capricorn
woman
wants
to
dominate
the
relationship.
She
will
choose
the
restaurant
and
the
entertainment,
make
reservations
and
arrange
for
the
tickets.
The
Capricorn
woman
is
loyal,
dependable,
and
excellent
at
handling
money.
However,
it
seems
that
she
is
not
particularly
lucky
in
love,
probably
because
she
is
too
demanding.
None-the-less
if
you
do
happen
to
cherish,
honour,
and
respect
her,
you
will
have
the
kind
of
loving
relationship
that
will
last
forever.
CAPE1CCEN
MAN
The
Capricorn
Man
will
sacrifice
romance
and
will
choose
a
woman
that
will
be
useful
to
his
ambitions.
He
will
marry
either
very
early
or
very
late
in
his
life,
otherwise
he
will
be
too
busy
climbing
up
the
ladder.
Few
women
will
have
reason
to
complain
about
him
as
a
lover.
His
lusty
passions
are
very
easily
aroused
if
he
finds
you
attractive.
He
is
neither
romantic
or
imaginative
but
he
is
skillful.
The
older
a
Capricorn
male
gets,
the
more
potent,
and
poetic
he
gets,
while
other
men
retire
to
their
rocking
chairs,
he
will
still
be
entertaining
in
his
bedroom.
He
probably
won't
send
you
flowers
when
he
is
younger,
but
your
25th
Anniversary
will
probably
be
impressive.
He
may
charter
a
plane
for
two
to
Paris
to
spend
the
evening
dancing.
SEX
AM)
BEER!!!
THE
TRU1
S.
McLaughlin
What
more
could
a
college
student
want??
Apparently
not
much,
states
a
recent
study
conducted
by
the
American
Undergraduate
Society,
based
in
Michigan
State.
Among
those
polled
(which
included
males
and
females,
ages
15
to
55),
males
and
females
that
are
between
the
ages
19
and
25
and
who
attend
college
or
university,
will
drink
more
alcohol,
and
have
more
sex
than
their
de
mographic
counterparts.
As
for
alcohol,
the
average
American
college
student
may
consume
70
to
150
liters
of
beer
per
eight
month
school
year.
That's
enough
beer
to
fill
five
regular
sized
bathtubs.
On
the
average,
a
college
student
may
expect
to
be
considered
intoxicated
2.6
times
a
week.
In
the
sex
department,
college
students
blow
away
the
competition.
On
the
average,
a
college
student
jumps
in
the
sac
for
the
wild
thing
about
5.
1
times
a
week.
Peo
7
MfTS
ple
that
lie
outside
this
group
can
hang
up
the
hand
cuffs
for
a
while.
The
average
for
them
is
2.3
times
a
week.
It
was
also
found
that
those
people
who
play
a
sport
(more
specifically
hockey
or
basketball)
were
more
likely
to
flex
their
libido
than
anyone.
This
comes
as
no
shock,
since
a
recent
study
shows
that
people
that
have
sex
before
performing
in
an
athletic
task
like
sports,
were
more
likely
to
have
greater
endurance
and
more
agility.
Unfortunately
,
the
same
group
of
people
were
found
more
likely
to
be
"dysfunctional"
in
bed.
In
summary,
the
college
student
spends
more
than
a
third
of
their
time
in
bed
(more
than
likely
recovering
from
a
hangover
or
doing
the
deed),
and
may
spend
up
to
$650.00
a
month
on
alcohol.
No
wonder
the
old
folks
say
their
best
days
were
at
college.