12
ISSUE
3
1996
Cheesy
Pickup
Lines
&
Comebacks
GUY:
Could
you
help
me
with
some
directions?
GIRL:
Sure,
where
do
you
need
to
go
?
GUY:
Your
house.
GIRL:
Why?
GUY:
So
I
know
where
to
go
when
I
pick
you
up
for
dinner
tonight.
GUY:
By
any
chance
were
you
born
in
Greece?
GIRL:
No,
why?
GUY:
Becuase
for
a
girl
like
you
could
only
be
the
daughter
of
Zeus.
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to
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see
me!!
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JOKES
What's
the
purpose
of
foreplay?
To
reload
What's
the
difference
between
a
cactus
and
a
caucus?
Cactus
has
the
pricks
on
the
outside.
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