18
S.
Mclaughlin
JOCK
BRIEFS
-
Irvin
"Majic"
Johnson
played
29
minutes
for
the
L.A.
Lakers.
He
scored
17
points
in
his
first
game
from
coming
out
of
retirement
after
declaring
he
was
HIV
positive,
four
years
ago.
-
Just
in
case
you
live
in
a
cave
and
don't
already
know,
the
Dallas
Cowboys
beat
the
Pittsburg
Steelers
27-17
in
the
Superbowl
30.
And
yes,
Emmit
Smith
is
going
to
Disneyland!
-
The
NCAA
basketball
team
from
the
University
of
Massechewsits
threatens
to
finish
the
season
undefeated,
with
no
other
league
team
threatening
to
put
a
1
in
the
losses
column.
-
The
Prince
George
Cougars
battle
for
the
last
Western
Division
playoff
spot
against
the
Tri
City
Americans.
-
Ex
Cougar
captain
Colin
Cloutier
and
Martin
Hoenberger
head
off
to
Lethbridge
in
exchange
for
Brad
Melhalko
and
Dennis
Mullen.
Coach
Marquette
expects
the
nineteen
year
old,
second
round
draft
pick
for
the
Tampa
Bay
Lightening
(Cloutier)
to
play
in
the
NHL
next
year,
and
considers
the
trade
fair.
ISSUE
3
199(
FROM
HUBCAPS
TO
ALTERNATORS
Robyn
Schepens
How
many
of
you
out
there
have
the
old
rust
bucket
that
never
ceases
to
fall
apart?
Put
my
name
on
the
top
of
that
list.
From
my
hubcaps
flying
off
to
my
alternator
going
up
in
flames
-
I've
seen
it
all.
My
car
is
an
'83
and
from
just
looking
at
her
-
she's
a
beaut.
She
looks
younger
than
her
years,
she
just
has
a
slight
aging
problem
under
the
hood!
I
know
many
of
you
people
out
there
are
saying
-
wow
that
sounds
like
my
car.
Let
me
let
you
in
on
a
little
secret!
Don't
procrastinate!
When
you
hear
the
car
start
to
ping
-
get
it
checked.
If
you're
having
problems
and
I
mean
big
problems
steering
-
check
to
see
if
you're
missing
a
fan
belt
-
or
your
cv
joints
could
be
shot!
Hqw
many,
of
you
have
lost
ajl
three
breaks
at
once
-
Front,
back
and
emergency
!
A
little
advice,
if
you
pull
your
e-brake
for
"rockford"
or
360's
-
you
may
find
when
you
are
going
80
clicks
and
lose
your
front
and
rear
brakes,
you
are
going
to
wish
you
hadn't
worn
your
e-brake
out!
This
cold
weather
isn't
helping
my
little
darling
out
neither.
She
has
stubbornly
refused
to
start
the
whole
of
last
week
and
let
me
tell
you
-
she's
in
my
black
book.
I'm
not
impressed
with
walking
in
this
weather.
Everyone's
advice
to
me
is
"sell
her"
but
I
can't
-
she
had
an
attitude
by
I
love
her.
By
the
time
I'm
done
-
I'll
have
a
new
car
-
under
the
hood
anyways!
!
-
He's
back!
Chris
Martin
returns
to
play
with
the
Prince
George
Spruce
Kings
after
a
several
month
playing
stint
with
WHL's
Calgary
Hitmen.
YOUR
NEW
STUDENT
ASSOCIATION
COMMUNICATIONS
COORDINATOR
IS
CHRISTINA
BORIC