s&n&gvij,
Well,
here
we
have
it!
Spring
Break!
Soon
anywaysiThis
is
the
time
to
catch
up
on
missed
school
work,
missed
T.V.
shows
that
have
been
taped,
and
missed
friends.
We
know
everyone
has
their
own
plans
of
what
the
break
is
going
to
have
in
store
for
them.
And
we
are
guessing,
catching
up
on
missed
school
work
isn't
part
of
the
plan
!
!
For
most,
we
are
sure
that
this
will
be
the
time
for
LETTERS
TO
THE
EDITORS
To
the
CNC
Free
Press:
You
people
can't
get
over
the
college
stereotype
of
sex,
drugs,
and
rock
and
roll!
How
PATHETIC!
You
truly
are
stupid!
How
can
you
sleep
at
night
knowing
you
printed
such
drivel?
It
sucks!
I
don't
care
if
it's
just
a
small
newsletter,
and
I
use
that
term
loosely!
Quit
now,
and
you
all
will
save
us
from
horrible,
terrible
...
a
lot
of
R&R.
At
least
that
is
what
we
are
definitely
going
to
be
doing!
It
is
hard
to
believe
spring
is
almost
here!
Which
means,
soon
enough,
the
school
year
will
be
over
and
everyone
and
their
dog
will
be
scrounging
around
for
jobs
of
every
shape
and
size!!
Yes,
what
fun!!!
St.
Patrick's
Day
is
also
coming
up
soon.
Does
anyone
know
what
the
deal
is
with
ah,
forget
it!
You
don't
understand
anyway!
But
understand
this!
Your
ideas
ROT!!!!!!
Alan
Jerkweed
Well,
this
being
our
first
negative
comment,
and
a
very
mature
comment
it
was,
we
don't
exactly
know
how
to
respond!
For
starters,
Mr.
Jerkweed,
if
you
feel
you
could
do
a
better
job
and
write
more
interesting,
non
stereo-typical
articles
for
our
drivel
little
newsletter,
fly
at
'er!
All
you
have
to
do
is
talk
to
the
Student
Association
Council
and
put
in
a
formal
complaint
to
them
about
us,
and
they
will
look
into
the
horrible
job
we
are
doing!
For
the
record,
most
of
our
ideas
for
stories,
jokes,
and
comments
are
from
news
releases
supplied
to
us
by
parliament,
and
other
prestigious
universities.
If
you
have
a
problem
with
these
stories,
getting
pinched
if
you
don't
wear
green?
That
is
one
aspect
of
St.
Paddy's
Day
that
we
have
never
been
able
to
understand!
Crazy
customs
and
traditions
!
So
just
for
the
record,
wear
green
on
March
17th
just
so
you
can
keep
those
unmentionable
body
parts
in
tact!
Well,
anyways,
our
offer
of
employment
is
still
open
to
those
of
you
who
have
the
urge
to
write,
draw
or
pho
we
welcome
you
to
come
to
us
and
we
can
put
you
in
contact
with
these
sources.
Dear
Editor,
I
love
the
paper
but
I
do
have
one
suggestion.
You
should
get
some
more
writers.
Whenever
I
read
the
paper
I
notice
the
same
names
everytime.
I'm
not
saying
I
don't
like
what
they
write,
I
love
it,
but
it
would
be
nice
to
see
some
new
names.
Other
than
that,
keep
up
the
good
work.
E
Sande
P.S.
My
favorite
article
last
issue
was
the
one
about
the
sex
and
beer
in
Universities!
5.1
times
a
week,
my
goodness
we
love
the
bedroom!!
We
would
like
to
thank
you
ISSUE
4
1996
tograph.
We
will
pay
you,
if
that
is
the
push
you
were
waiting
for.
Good
money
too,
very
good
money!
As
you
can
see,
the
letters
to
the
editors
keep
coming
in.
Some
are
nice
and
some
aren't.
We
believe
everyone
of
you
is
entitled
to
their
opinion.
Keep
those
letters
coming.
Enjoy
the
rest
of
the
paper,
and
enjoy
your
well
deserved
holiday
from
the
pressures
of
school.
for
your
suggestions
and
comments.
We
are
looking
to
getting
more
writers
but
there
seems
to
be
a
shortage
of
them
around
this
school.
We
have
six
writers
on
the
average
and
we
have
usually
around
two
stories
for
a
writer,
sometimes
three
or
four.
We
would
welcome
any
kind
of
help
available
if
there
is
anyone
out
there
that
would
like
to
write.
We
would
especially
like
someone
to
take
on
current
events
and
college
events.
Thank
you
for
the
letter
and
hope
we
can
do
what
you
suggest.
anyone
has
a
comment
or
a
suggestion
to
make,
write
to
us
and
we
will
see
what
we
can
do
for
you.
Just
slip
your
comment
under
the
door
of
room
1-107.
We
look
forward
to
hearing
from
you.