ISSUE
5
1996
A
I
I
WOULD
BLOW
IT
ALL
ON
BOOZE
AND
CHEAP
WOMEN.
I'DE
BUY
MYSELF
A
DIAMOND
RING,
GO
ON
AN
ALASKA
CRUISE,
BUY
A
NEW
HOUSE,
A
WINDSTAR,
BOAT,
AND
CAMPER.
PARTY
TILL
I
DIE!!!!!
17
IF
I
HAD
BUY
MY
OWN
BARENAKED
LADIES
TICKETS!
BUY
LOTS
OF
BOOZE
AND
GET
PISSED!
CARS...BOOZE...
WOMEN...CARS...
BOOZE...WOMEN!
I
WOULD
HAVE
A
REALLY,
REALLY
BIG
PARTY
AND
ROCK
THE
WORLD!
ILLION
DOLLARS
ULD...
GET
RID
OF
MY
TOTALLY
USELESS
FIREFLY,
AND
GET
A
VIPER!
I'DE
BE
PAYING
A
LOT
OF
TAX!
TAKEA
CRUISE!
BUY
A
HOUSE,
HAVE
A
BLAST!
I
WOULD
BUY
A
MILLION
PEACHES!!
PEACHES
FORME!
I
WOULD
DONATE
MONEY
TO
CHARITIES
AND
BUY
A
HELL
OF
A
LOT
OF
CLOTHES!
PUT
'ER
ALL
IN
THE
BANK
AND
LIVE
OFF
OF
THE
INTEREST!