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A
pat
on
the
back
is
only
a
few
inches
from
a
kick
in
the
butt.
Don't
be
irreplaceable.
If
you
can't
be
replaced,
you
can't
be
promoted.
u
.
,
It
doesn't
matter
what
you
do,
it
only
matters
what
you
say
you've
done
and
what
you're
going
to
do.
The
more
crap
you
put
up
with,
the
more
crap
you're
going
to
get.
You
can
go
anywhere
you
want
if
you
look
serious
and
carry
a
clipboard.
When
the
bosses
talk
about
improving
productivity,
they
are
never
talking
about
themselves.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
try
again.
Then
quit.
No
use
being
a
damn
fool
about
it.
,
Keep
your
boss'
boss
off
your
boss'
back.
To
err
is
human,
to
forgive
is
not
our
policy.
Anyone
can
do
any
amount
of
work,
provided
it
isn't
the
work
heshe
is
supposed
to
be
doing.
If
you
are
good,
you
will
be
assigned
all
the
work.
If
you're
really
good,
you'll
get
out
of
doing
it.'
You
are
always
doing
something
marginal
when
the
boss
drops
by
your
desk
People
who
go
to
conferences
are
the
ones
who
shouldn't.
f
n.
If
it
wasn't
for
the
last
minute,
nothing
would
get
done.
At
work,
the
authority
of
a
person
is
inversely
proportional
to
the
number
of
pens
that
person
is
carrying.
When
you
don't
know
what
to
do,
walk
fast
and
look
worried.
The
last
person
that
quit
or
was
fired
will
be
held
responsible
for
everything
that
yg'
goes
wrong.
No
matter
how
much
you
do,
you
never
do
enough.
When
confronted
by
a
difficult
problem,
you
can
solve
it
more
easily
by
reducing
it
to
the
question,
"How
would
Captain
Kirk
handle
this?"
Eat
one
live
toad
first
thing
in
the
morning
and
nothing
worse
will
happen
to
you
the
rest
of
the
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