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Welcome
to
the
ridicularium.
This
is
a
hall
dedicated
to
the
diverse
wonders
of
pure
human
stupidity.
Some
of
the
exhibits
border
on
being
profound
in
their
downright
idiocy,
while
others
are
merely
amusing
sidebars
to
the
widely
recognized
human
preponderance
for
the
asinine.
You
be
the
judge
of
where
this
month's
exhibit,
Neuticles,
should
stand.
Put
plain,
Neuticles
are
synthetic
prosthetic
testicular
implants
for
neutered
animals.
Yes,
you
read
that
correctly.
The
madness
began
when
Gregg
A.
Miller
realized
that
he
had
to
get
his
bloodhound,
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Buck,
neutered.
Apparently
Mr.
Miller
never
realized
that
this
meant
having
Buck's
testicles
removed.
(Blink).
Anyway,
Miller
embarked
on
a
Dr.
Rentz
A.
Fliek
is
a
renowned
doctor
who
has
often
helped
the
readers
of
Free
Forum
in
the
past.
Unfortunately,
the
doctor
has
not
been
available
for
some
time.
However,
we
at
Free
Forum
have
been
fortunate
enough
to
find
another
qualified
applicant
to
take
the
place
of
our
beloved
doctor.
Using
the
same
pseudonym,
the
new
doctor
is
now
here
to
read,
and
advise
you
on
your
problems.
Giving
all
our
readers
solid
advice
and
great
movies
to
watch
at
the
same
time.
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No.
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six
UNFA
crusade
to
save
Buck's
balls.
Two
years
of
intensive
research
followed,
and
costs
spiraled
to
over
half
a
million
dollars
for
research,
molding,
and
legal
and
medical
fees.
But
on
December
20th,
1995,
Neuticles
were
implanted
commercially
for
the
first
time
ever
on
Max,
a
nine-month-old
Rottwieller.
Since
then,
over
100,000
morons,
err,
I
mean
loving
pet
owners,
have
funneled
between
eighty
and
a
thousand
dollars
into
their
pets
nut
sacks.
There
are
a
variety
of
types
of
neuticles,
including
the
popular
Ultraplus
line,
with
a
scar
retard
compound
to
minimize
evidence
of
the
operation.
And
apparently,
animals
can't
tell
the
difference
between
their
reproductive
organs
and
balls
of
silicone!
The
Neuticles
are
sized
and
weighted
to
be
exact
replicas
of
the
original
parts,
and
even
have
the
same
feel.
(Eeeeew).
DR.
RENTZ
A.
KLIEK
Phone
562-131
Ext.214
Prince
George
19160
Lacey
Road
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So
apart
from
the
dramatic
alteration
of
the
animal's
body
chemistry,
and
weeks
of
discomfort
and
itchiness
as
the
scar
from
the
incision
heals,
it's
like
nothing
ever
happened.
Now,
in
addition
to
dogs,
you
can
have
cats,
horses,
and
even
bulls
"Neuticled".
Guess
that
explains
Ferdinand.
And
get
this.
Gregg
A.
Miller,
inventor
of
Neuticles,
won
the
1995
IG
Nobel
Peace
Prize
for
Medicine!
Guess
not
much
happened
that
year...
For
more
information,
or
to
buy
Neuticleware,
including
ball
caps
and
key
chains,
visit
www.
neuticles.com
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display
their
creativity
during
the
pumpkin
carving
content
that
took
place
in
the
Atrium
on
Halloween
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