12 Classifieds Classifieds are free for all students and staff at CNC. Free Forum also offers free ads for student housing Please make ads 40 words or less. Email cncsncnc. bcca or visit the office, Room ,1-120. CLASSIFIEDS Smoke? If you want real help quitting, visit quitnow. ca or call 1-877-455-2233 for free help from the BC Lung Associate. Available are already proven effective methods for quitting smoking with a powerful individualized program that is available anytime and anyplace, as well as an online community that offers peer support 247. Call or log on today. Car for sale. 1991, 2-door Toyota Tercel. Peppy - great on gas & reliable, perfect for a student on a small budget. Just been winterized and thas winter tires on. Comes with 4 summer tires also., Includes Alpine CD player, Good condition, asking $2800. Phone 964-3690 for inquiries. HOUSING Basement suite room for rent. $350.00month. No lease required. No smoking, pets welcome. Mature, male, full-time student preferred. Must meet tenant. Extra storage, a parking space, and room for furniture. Utilities included. Shared phone line. 25 minute walk to CNC on Cuddie Crescent. Phone Hanna617-3410or614-1176. Shared townhouse for rent. $370.00month w $130.00 dmg dep. No lease required. Heat, hydro, electricity, phone, TV, and Internet included. Fully furnished bedroom and living room. Full use of the kitchen and utensils. Two minutes walk to CNC from Central St. Available December 28th. Phone 562-9405. eelixig Caejarttire'? . lillilt'-"1 ." - ' : "-. f rocA-riEr ri sooincno " ijncniivcuLrwoii iluo Dear Black, I get it. You're a crazy punk from one of those blink songs and your pissed at the world. You have it so hard cause your mom didn't make pancakes every morning for you or something. You're crazy mean and tuff and crying on the inside. Fine. But you don't have to be such a nasty fch just cause I smile at you when I walk by. I'm such a fckin bastard for trying to be friendly. Signed, Move to Mali you idiot. Hey Shinny People, Please dont shine so much. It hurts my eyes Ajnm'i Sexicl your article, poems, drawstrings, letters, or ww-Jaate'srer for our January Issue JCx-Ci JF"o-Mxr. JDeacULine i Jan. 13th. when I'm driving. Try using shampoo instead of car wax. Or go suck on battery acid. Either way. Signed, I'm sick of sunglasses Lorrie? It's your grandma. Where do I put this in the computer so you get it? I lost the toast again. Please come home. I have to go to the bathroom. Wanted: Writers of hilarious side splitting or at least mildly entertaining and bizarre classifieds and personals. Are you a little left of center? A mastermind of the written word? Show off your mad skillz with the free forum, Apartment for rent. $285.00 month w $140.00 dmg dep. Lease required. No utilities included, but shared costs for phone and Internet. Quiet, responsible non-smoker only, please. Laundry, car plug-in, TV, couches, dishes included. Five minute drive to CNC. Available January 1, 2006. Phone Audrey 561-9489. Fully furnished duplex suite for rent. $480.00month for lower floor, $600 00month for upper floor. Half month's rent for dmg dep. Lease required. Two bedrooms and full bathrooms on each level. Private, cozy, comfortable. Laundry included. Can be rented as a four-bedroom suite for $1010 00month. Good Neighbourhood. Ten minute drive to CNC on Guelph Cres. Phone Jay 960-0861. Shared house with room and board for rent. $500.00 month including all food. The tenth annual CNC film festival will take place on January 20th-22nd, 2006 with an exciting offering of movies to appeal to every1 taste. Tickets will be available from December 20th onwardgfEt Books and11 ConrTpanyftfiFCNC Bookstore, and at the UNBC Bookstore. Passjswiljjbe again be $40 for 9 f ilmSlncluding The Saturday matinee double feature. Special guests will bot McFayden and SamjDunlllthe .directors of Meta(rpHeadbanger's Oh yeah, if you have real classifieds, we'll take those too. Contact cncsncncbc.ca subject ine classifieds. Antique nails. Recovered from historical backyard shack. Almost partly intact. Perfect for your collection. Price negotiable. Call Riley for details at 51-51102 Dog for sale. Santos L Helper. Male proven stud. Says I Love You on command. Mostly house trained. Loves to play buried treasure games. Likes food and eating. Call H. Simpson at 555-5789 Wanted: Pegasus for winter transportation. Must be broke for beginner flyer. Also would like special riding tack. Will pay premium for good stock. Call Here at 555-9111 , ' $150 dmg dep. No lease required. Utilities and laundry included. No smoking, pets negotiable. Female tenant only. Five minute drive to CNC. See photos and details at myidealhome.ca AD 63329. Phone Lana 564-4849. Basement suite for rent. $425.00month w $200.00 dmg dep. No lease required. Utilities, cable and Internet included. Clean and quiet with older couple upstairs (owners). Parking in driveway with plug-in and separate entrance. Ten minute drive to CNC on Hunter. Phone Toor 564-9829. Shared house for rent. $350.00month w$1 50.00 dmg dep. No lease required. Utilities approx. $75-100 month. No smoking, or pets. Shared kitchen, living room, and laundry facilities. Large bedroom. Internet access. Five minute walk to CNC on 22nd Ave. Please phone John Journey, McFayden and Dunn will be introducing their film at 9:30 on Saturday and will also beavailable for a question and answer session afterwards. Other highlights of the festival include Grizzly Man, Where the Truth Lies, C.R.A.Z.Y., and Water. Don't miss this excellent assortment of films, descriptions are available by room 1-306. Additionally, this year, Cinemaj CNC will be co-producing fa play with Serious Moonlight Productions. "A Christmas Can FftEE FOftUH at 614-9440. Partially furnished ba ment suite for renti $500.( month w$500.00dmg de No lease required. Utilitie laundry, phone, cable Internet included. Lon distance extra. Ten minu drive to CNC from Corle Cres. Off street parking in quiet neighbourhood. Phona Scott 981-2922. Main floor, three-bedroon houseforrent.$600 00montf w$300 00 dmg dep. No leas required. No utilities include Shared laundry and I access. No smoking, no pets Garage and fenced backyard Ten minute walk to CNC frori Assman subdivision. Phoni Agnes 560-5569. Condo for rent. $425montt w$212.50 dmg dep. lease required. Fridge, stove water and hydro included. I Internet access. 10 minutS walk to CNC from Sprucelano area. Phone Donna 964-417SI Cinema CNC offers December play and January film festival Adventure" starts on December 14th and runs' through until December 18th in room 1-306 at CNCrshowtimes are at 7 pml and tickets ($1 0.00 adults, $7.50, youth andseniors) are available at Studio 2880 and Books and Company. This show was written Jocally, by David Quast, and directed locally, by Bas Rynsewyn. Come out and see Jthisproduction, which guarantees fun for the whole family. Info courtesy of Peter Maides a 7.. b . a -'J adiasi inventions Five mSmmmg tireen PIastfcGarrageBag2 Gmgerale GoalijgMasks Green Ink 0mmmmm foe tion r Have your say! 5 Send your letters and articles to Free Forum -j email cncsncnc.bc.ca ;iii