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A friend recently told me she had received a dick pic.

We laughed and joked about the absurdity of it. Later my
mind began to think. I really do not like genitalia. Male or
female, including my own. They can do amazing things,
necessary for the continuation of life things. But why do

they have to be so disgusting?

Pll start with the male organ, because that is what
started the thought train. The first time I saw a real live man
penis it was a hard, pink, pulsating, veiny thing. It looked
like a sea cucumber, but not as long. I was speechless.
Something that repulsive is attached to a man’s body? And
it’s supposed to be sexy? And it’s supposed to go where?
And I’m supposed to like it? Eww! Minutes past, and then,
to my horror, I saw a man’s penis in its relaxed form. This
is attractive? Not to me. Wrinkly little bugger, curled up
and tired, lying on its sweaty nest of...ball sack? Now,
perhaps you need to develop a “palette” for penises. Or

see a variety of them to appreciate their “beauty”. But, in

> teality, they are ugly.

To be fair, let’s look at the female genitals. Soft, moist,
fleshy, an extra hole in a woman with a bloody curse every
month that is prone to infection if anything disturbs its
delicate ph. A beautiful flower? Not. Maybe a Venus fly
trap? Giant clam? The underside of a mushroom? A hybrid
of all three? Vaginas are not the prettiest. They remind me
of an orifice from the movie Alien. Just without the teeth.
I cannot fathom a person’s real reaction to seeing one for
the first time. Pink, slimy hole. I’m ashamed to say I own

one.

I do not see the appeal of penises or vaginas. To me
they are not “special, beautiful, sexy organs”, but a dirty
trick. Creation gives you a glistening beautiful man or a
voluptuous woman, entices you to fall in love with them,

and then, BAM! Suck this ugly thing I’ve stuck between

its legs.